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@mrled

This is really exciting. Beginners will be able to write applications and see notifications pushed to their phone without paying or asking permission. The feeling you get seeing something like this is extremely exciting!! It'll motivate people to write more apps, this is good

@TetraspaceWest

I'm sorry, but as a potion seller, I cannot participate in actions that would kill a beast, let alone a man, regardless of whether you are going into battle. It goes against my code of honour to give you my strongest potions. Are there any weaker potions I can help you with?

@mrled

Some news that is a sort of counterpoint: a feature that has previously been available only to native apps is now available for web apps. Cool!! https://t.co/R0FGSv5lUK https://t.co/xzsmlKRGdO

@mrled

RT @jensimmons: Today is the day. Web Push on iOS. https://t.co/mZDtj112yN

@mrled

RT @kendrictonn: Lmao "Welcome to the Arts District! Do not enter the arts district without a warband! Maintain constant threat awareness…

@jensimmons

Today is the day. Web Push on iOS. https://t.co/mZDtj112yN

@kendrictonn

Lmao "Welcome to the Arts District! Do not enter the arts district without a warband! Maintain constant threat awareness! Plan your extraction prior to entering the arts zone & anticipate hostile infiltration of exfil vehicles! Arts district ROE prohibit contact with locals!" https://t.co/RWR7vDfZcA

@mrled

@joshsojoshsoj @Collab_Land_ Oh interesting that quote from the YouTube link abt how it's a "sociological phenomenon". Ok! Interesting. I am not sure that is for me but that does help me understand it on its own terms.

@mrled

@joshsojoshsoj @Collab_Land_ Look at u with ur fancy longtweet

@joshsojoshsoj

@mrled @Collab_Land_ Wow the formatting of that tweet is awful. Thanks Elon.

@joshsojoshsoj

@mrled @Collab_Land_ Yeah, there’s no one definition of “web3” or “crypto” or whatever. "Web3" is mostly a marketing term created by A16Z afaik. But anyone can imbue those words with any meaning they want, because platforms like Ethereum aren't designed for any specific purpose. Different people will… https://t.co/7ShcprhfRk

@mrled

RT @ihaveeczema: if you’re an artist just starting out, the best advice i can give you is to get really emotionally invested into stuff lik…

@mrled

@joshsojoshsoj @Collab_Land_ I am not familiar with Collab Land tho

@mrled

@joshsojoshsoj @Collab_Land_ I guess I just don't get ~vibes~ I like technical guarantees & impenetrable cryptography & censorship resistance. Sometimes it seems like web3 is about those things, which is cool! But discords and proprietary play to earn games, why does cryptography share vibes with those?

@mrled

@joshsojoshsoj I have a couple of different quiet yet chonky switches you can type on if you like, when you come over for ☧mas in February. Also a prebuilt keyboard that seems to have worked well, it doesn't meet your requirements but maybe the place I got it from has one that would.

@joshsojoshsoj

Never mind. Best Buy is lame lol This is what I think I want: 65% size. Silent red switches. Maybe. I don’t know. I don’t want them to be really loud, but I want them to feel chonky. No rgb under the keys (rgb on the sides or beneath is cool I guess). A volume nob thing.

@joshsojoshsoj

These stores exist. I’m gonna do that.

@joshsojoshsoj

I would like to buy a nice mechanical keyboard. What I don't want to do: spend 4 years studying the art of the keyboard and switch design. What I want to do: walk into a store with a bunch of awesome custom prebuilt options. Buy one, and walk out.

@joshsojoshsoj

@mrled > web3 is all vibes Facts. There's also token-gated servers with things like @Collab_Land_. That probably counts right?

@mrled

(I don't want to be too disagreeable about this. I also want a Discord where users own their own keys, just like Apple self custody, that sounds amazing.)

@mrled

Build web3 with /cgi-bin/web3.pl, HTML 4.0, and IBM DB2, why not.

@mrled

"Discord itself is like a web2-to-web3 bridge". The only thing "web3" on Discord is people talking about web3 on it. This seems like an accidentally too honest admission that web3 is all vibes. When two or more are gathered in your nym, web3 is there. https://t.co/iMwyj2IlF1

@ihaveeczema

if you’re an artist just starting out, the best advice i can give you is to get really emotionally invested into stuff like like ‘shadowbans’, losing followers etc. advertiser metrics are a really accurate indicator of skill and are super important to producing meaningful work

@mrled

Spite Driven Product Development

@mrled

Now whenever my friends tell me I sound weird, I tell them I have no idea what they're talking about ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@mrled

Whenever I tell a YouTube person how I hate YouTube production they always act like they have no idea what I'm talking about.

@mrled

That's why today I'm announcing Youtubify For Real Life. It's an irl filterYou can apply to conversationsWhen activeYou talk like a YouTuberWith a weird lack of breathsBetween clausesAnd as a bonusIt makes your voice higher

@mrled

This would be so useful on Twitter too. People often will link to an article with a screenshot of a choice quote, but it would be a lot better if those quotes were a searchable part of the tweet.

@mrled

Basically what if @tomcritchlow's Quotebacks were everywhere, including chat clients like Discord. https://t.co/5YffHflQV5

@mrled

I'm having this thought discussing Kubernetes manifests with the bros (as one does). These files are very long and there are more ways to accomplish something in Kubernetes than there are in Perl (offense intended to both Kubernetes and Perl).

@mrled

I am resorting to screenshotting text editor windows or pasting code snippets into the chat. This is fine, but because there are so many ways to do things in Kubernetes, the context (which is too big to convey in each message) matters a lot.

@mrled

It would be so nice if I could just link to eg lines 47-89 on Github, have the chat client automatically pull those lines in to the chat so that no one has to click out to read it, but that if someone was curious about context they could go to the source and see everything.

@mrled

It would be cool if I could provide a link to something specific on a web page, and make surrounding context discoverable, everywhere.

@mrled

LLDAP (https://t.co/dHEagW0Bb6) puts little caterpillars in its DEBUG logs, I love it https://t.co/emtnxNzQkO

@mrled

RT @even_kei: They shoudl come up with horrifying new vegan meats that have no living reference point

@mrled

RT @marnieshure: Please don't take the internet's last textual platform from me. I don't want to do the thing where I film little videos of…

@even_kei

They shoudl come up with horrifying new vegan meats that have no living reference point

@mrled

I miss having Glypha on my phone. Fucked up how DRM and backwards incompatibility eviscerates running old software on iOS https://t.co/DA88mexEan

@marnieshure

Please don't take the internet's last textual platform from me. I don't want to do the thing where I film little videos of me pointing at words

@mrled

https://t.co/pFCDhImzkV > And you can’t do both. You can’t be explicit and implicit, you can’t be terse and readable, you can’t be flexible and robust. Have you ever used Powershell though? (Huge point against: some things are slow. But it does meet the listed requirements.)

@mrled

If Apple prohibits Home Screen apps from non-Safari browsers, that means they suspect people would rather suffer web platform tooling rather than use Swift et al and suffer App Store indignities. Might be worth pointing a few "why" questions in that direction, if so. 😬

@mrled

> I would also expect that browsers like Chrome and Firefox won’t be able to save web apps to the home screen as standalone web apps. I'd believe this, but it's worth thinking through what it implies. https://t.co/fEn5XsSq2d

@mrled

@spoonfreude I'm being bullied again. Mods?????

@mrled

RT @adamhjk: Docker swarm died for this https://t.co/3cfOgCLdIY

@mrled

RT @batkaren: I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars…

@adamhjk

Docker swarm died for this https://t.co/3cfOgCLdIY

@mrled

I just had a wonderful opportunity to thank the universe that I am no longer responsible for Windows PCs or enterprise VPN software. We already created that torture nexus you've heard about and its called Cisco AnyConnect. 💩

@mrled

@goblinodds One of my birthdays was a Blasphemy Party and we did have wine with communion wafer garnishes and also my sister made this amazing cake for it! https://t.co/k0w6hlWFlG

@goblinodds

@mrled brilliant idea someday i want to throw a catholic party

@mrled

so many fake gamers namedropping slaanesh, brother u have never painted a plastic figure in you're life