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SIGINT #115 from NROL-82 (USAP) 1. Pool of Mars 2. Swiss NFTs https://t.co/K1hlm2ut8L

TIL there is a good way to silence the seatbelt alarm when I’m hauling something heavy in my front seat. (“Just use the real seatbelt”, that works but only if I haven’t started driving already.) https://t.co/LkdWRrfEyS

TIL some people buy standalone seatbelt buckles to silence seatbelt alarms. I wonder what the "accidental" QALY loss per dollar is for these vs. standard "dangerous" things like cigarettes, guns, etc. Also, what items top the list in terms of accidental QALY loss per dollar? https://t.co/FwXhaZoofd

The original PaaS (Purple as a Service) https://t.co/6urhNUTus5

RIP purple dot com, the first known single service website that lived from 1994 until 2017 (when its creator sold the domain to a mattress company for 900k). now there's https://t.co/JCVQvGz22B https://t.co/YeXIwc4mV5

If there was a web browser for iOS that would use the gigantic space at the top of the screen to display the full fucking URL, but gave me an electric shock whenever I tried to use it, I’d probably switch. https://t.co/32KKWLwylK

Seems like a good reason to join calls from a computer with external controls for mic input https://t.co/BYmCuPadNi

“It turns out, in the vast majority of cases, when you mute yourself, these apps do not give up access to the microphone,” says Fawaz. “And that’s a problem. When you’re muted, people don’t expect these apps to collect data.” https://t.co/Q5Py7Ygg69

The Fractal Communion is established as a major religion in 2009, as their numbers explode in the millions. Congregants voluntarily expose themselves to Hausdorff-D2.5, the substance causing Fractal Syndrome. They see it as an elixir capable of miracles, such as curing blindness. https://t.co/WbIv3Opwb8 https://t.co/1Af8CBZwZe

tfw the luscious young beauty unfolds her curvy torso 😍 https://t.co/O5yAXMNQRl

RT @JasonLeopold: Incredible. 5 yrs ago, I filed a FOIA request w/SOUTHCOM for photographed copies of all artwork created by Guantanamo det…

Of course. They work on the Ads team. https://t.co/95ksGbqDad

Incredible. 5 yrs ago, I filed a FOIA request w/SOUTHCOM for photographed copies of all artwork created by Guantanamo detainees for a project I've been working on. SOUTHCOM just turned docs over & redacted 100s of paintings citing law enforcement techniques & procedures exemption https://t.co/lfMtTNndSR

RT @NanoRaptor: Touch Bar Control Strip. https://t.co/jRDxSEtcub

RT @emotionlocation: panic! at the disco

Touch Bar Control Strip. https://t.co/jRDxSEtcub

The existence of the “Happiness Engineer” job title implies the existence of Sadness Engineers

Looking at myself on camera all the time at my last job was not a big deal; I was 99% of the time talking to the same people and I felt confident. More unnerving at a brand new job: I am new, not an expert on ANYTHING, and talking to people I've never met before all the time. 😵

"I heard your voice in the Zoom call, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid myself (with a text editor window)." "Who told you that you were naked?" asked the LORD God.

RT @dystopiabreaker: society is dangerous, some apes start making spears and building shelters and then a few thousand years later you have…

society is dangerous, some apes start making spears and building shelters and then a few thousand years later you have stuff like "Copyright Infringement"

panic! at the disco

Is Apple negging Idris Elba with this Sonic the Hedgehog 2 credit https://t.co/t6fXoNLE1w

Got a case for one of my Ergodox EZ boards. It’ll come in handy when I head into the office at some point. Just a GoPro case from Amazon for $20. https://t.co/RoMSIuBRf9 https://t.co/TB6HdBDClO

as we enter another round of psyops about the Danger of Encrypted Messaging, reminder that modern states have never had as much spying capability as they do today. they are simply mad that the rate at which the capability has increased is 0.00000001% lower than otherwise

RT @mycoliza: linux-involved wifi driver issue

linux-involved wifi driver issue

I will print that fucking page out and I will sign it and I'll fucking mail it to you, goddammit. Living my best life, teeth clenched in fury.

Venmo takes every opportunity to be a complete asshole https://t.co/yVQx5JZtGe

current thing polls! does publicly tying someone's real name to an anon identity count as doxxing?

Cooled and iced https://t.co/DAOm2dPMLK

Baked and hot https://t.co/NH8N45qrg6

I mean look at that https://t.co/9pMsLco1Pr

The best cookies ever from when I was a kid were made with 18oz of hersheys ground up and added to the batter. Let’s see if they hold up - and if it’ll work for a cookie cake https://t.co/tsxKGRmF2L

Sugar cereal on your birthday family tradition ✨ (Not my birthday lol) https://t.co/QzZ7A8ryR8

RT @mycoliza: @__femb0t https://t.co/hVHjcpbPq3

@__femb0t https://t.co/hVHjcpbPq3

@__femb0t omg

I need someone to photoshop the Sickos.png to suit this lmfao cc:@mycoliza

. o O ( "Sick-O notation" )

@Jowjoso 😈

@mrled nooooo

Back on my bullshit https://t.co/7pa00JLbSm

The very best thing about using an RSS reader is following blogs that update like 4x/yr and drop dope shit like this https://t.co/nDdLGvfO3W

-webkit-dont-be-an-asshole -webkit-fuckups-disable-yes-really -webkit-do-what-i-fucking-said-did-i-stutter

Just discovered that iOS will crazily vary font size of web pages unless you chant the magic spell `-webkit-text-size-adjust: none;` What the fuck is happening in this image, this font is all set to a single size. Second image is after the CSS fix. https://t.co/lqi8h6LcRI

Feeling pretty happy with how this turned out https://t.co/WzWA6BcAd3

Had to give my monitor back when I left my job. This is a new 4K display I got to replace it. Text looks real pretty on it at least :)

I would have liked to use the thumbscrews that came with this monitor arm, but they are too short :( https://t.co/Y4hTjRF2B7

What a fucking stupid problem to have https://t.co/XEnC6ZznIS