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This means I can mix audio from 4 computers into my headphones, split my mic into any of 3 computers, switch main display between 4 computers, swap my keyboard/mouse between Synergy/KVM/iPad, and now switch webcam between 2 computers.

@eigenrobot Whoa. Wasn’t expecting to see the Efreet Sultan from HOMM3 today

@ThePatanoiac Have you ever read Ella Minnow Pea? A favorite of mine, short read, very charming, and it plays with fun language constraints.

I would like to see Twitter end, but not all at once. Just make the character limit decrease by one each day. An occasional reminder of the impending end until one day, all conversation is reduced to numbers, acronyms, grunts, and screams- then silence.

@SwiftOnSecurity This isn’t asking you if you fuck wit the firewall, its calling the firewall a fuckwit. And look, I don’t know your firewall but they’re probably right.

Like why would I "FW: Firewall" I work on the windows team

I keep getting emails sent to me asking if I Fuck Wit them (???)

well, shit, in that case, JIHADIs--when they take the reins at all!--they will ALWAYS choose to suicide bomb instead of summoning our lord sultan! and that's just a damn shame because this guy is sick https://t.co/K8YVOBnLQ9

ok. here's the deal jack. here's my final opinion, driven by state-of-the art non-cooperative game theory. the main lesson is that as HOJABIs become more dominant, JIHADIs are **MORE** likely to become suicide bombers. in fact, if HOJABIs are in charge 2/3 of the time or more---

im now going to do some math and tell you what happens and youll just have to trust me on it because im not writing it all out. just a moment

so, if palestines type is HOJABI, we can see that clubbing + mind control is Nash. not only that but everyone comes out ahead and has a good time / secretly controls the world

what happens if HOJABI goes clubbing? well, if israel build the third temple, she will be instantly incinerated by the moral purity of a resurgent old testament god, but she will have fun first (net 0) but if israel builds mind control they still win and everyone has a good time

israel looks super bad in front of the world if she gives a speech after they build the third temple, although they can control her speech and come out ahead if they go with the mind control ray but! we know she won't give the speech either way so they dont have to worry

the thing is HOJABI doesnt really want to give speechs to a bunch of political hacks who are old and probably not interested in her anyway because they have access to pedophile cabals and she knows shes missing the party back home, so she loses out here no matter what israel does

lets now move on to the other payoff matrix with HOJABI israels options are the same--third temple or mind control. HOJABI can give an impassioned speech on behalf of the palestinian people at the UN, or she can go clubbing in a hot night spot in tel aviv https://t.co/O7tbkFAkN4

meanwhile, if JIHADI takes the left-hand path and opens a portal to the city of the brass and summons the dread sultan of the ifriti, the third temple will fall as the aesir to the flaming sword of sutr. but, the sultan is dark/fire type and so vulnerable to psychic damage

JIHADI suicide bombs are ineffective against the impenetrable walls of the third temple, but suicide bombers' prana/bindu training leaves them immune to the advanced mind control technology of israeli scientists and will lead to victory for palestine in quadrant I

the game has a payoff matrix, which depends on the type of palestine. this is what it looks like for JIHADI this is a "matching game" with the usual mixed equilibrium; each side has two possible actions, each of which defeats one of the opponent's choices and loses to the other https://t.co/AlAT44qtGp

1. set up a game called "intifada", where israel and palestine interact. israel wants to secretly control a world government, and wants to oppress palestinians. palestine has two possible types: JIHADI and HOJABI. JIHADI wants to destroy israel, HOJABI wants the drinks and sex https://t.co/MR3IIYhogB

guys. its time for some game theory

@tamalefencer @goblinodds Yes but I built it myself

@spacerog It's on the Internet Archive! https://t.co/gYsiJn6YhZ

The GOAT hacker movie? https://t.co/fegxO1SlEE https://t.co/8fvM8qVacW

the people have spoken. i will deliver after work hours and probably after dinner at the neighbors (i have come to an opinion and it requires some figures) https://t.co/kYuIDevkBi

i'm the 100th lets go. https://t.co/CHhlyyCgKU

Men, have you been opped into owning a bed instead of a pad on the floor?

she hasnt delivered. but i will 100 RTs = 1 opinion on the israel Palestine conflict https://t.co/vBCsq6RK9a

ok who wants some takes about the israel palestine conflict

If I was cool with third parties using my electricity to mine cryptocurrency, why use antivirus at all? Lmfao https://t.co/UCVDm9JYcW

Only one of these movies can claim the title of "Best Hacker Movie." Which one do you choose, and why?

@danluu I hit this problem a lot, and my current solution is Pinboard https://t.co/fQxRHGmQbn. It’s good, but requires manually saving each URL. I have a test ArchiveBox https://t.co/9GlNYjByxH install set up and want to eventually archive all browser history, but am not there yet.

Even 10 years ago, I could basically always find old blog posts I'd read with Google. Now, an exact string match search with site:[URL] frequently doesn't turn up the result and I have to wget the page and grep for what I'm looking for.

If the site's too large to wget and it doesn't have a custom index, I frequently can't find the page. Large commercial sites, like Twitter, sometimes build complete indexes, but it's a non-trivial effort to index something that's even 1/100th the size of Twitter, so most don't.

Despite increased centralization over the past 20 years, the internet feels a lot more like the wild west to me in man ways, e.g., the Google index hasn't kept up with the size of the internet, so an increasingly large fraction of the web is undiscoverable via search.

Christmas on New Years family tradition step one: the mai tai https://t.co/RrRfMCt4VE

2022 Outlook? I won’t make any predictions but I sure hope it’s gonna be better than 2022 Exchange!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very good piece from @apenwarr. We can’t fix software supply chain issues (log4j etc) by something something pay for open source. Free software is not always exactly what we’d order off a menu, but it is wonderful anyway. https://t.co/3wYsngSrKV

Look it has a pinned tweet now https://t.co/xOXEAk9XIR

I turn celeb names into sexual innuendo. It’s funny if your sense of humor is stuck in middle school. Bot by @mrled. Code on GitHub. Celebs from MIT’s data set “Pantheon”. See this thread for some greatest hits.

A concept shot bar called Vaccine*, where buying a shot opens your tab and subsequent purchases are called “boosters” 💉 *No discourse intended

Nature, Mother. 𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘘𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘻. 2021. Snow on skylight. https://t.co/uwbTosKnip

This is the best one yet https://t.co/NhkcuVZTPg

Richard's "Nixon" 🍌 https://t.co/WfIIdOmhE7

Everyone says Final Fantasy VII is good but I’ve lived through enough AWS outages to not want to spend my free time on Cloud Strife

RT @amitkgupta84: Maybe AWS keeps going down because they run all their stuff on prem

RT @linkoffate: 괴랄한 스티커를 받았어요 https://t.co/zhi1LtDlFw

@tapbot_paul Whoa, I had no idea Next keyboards looked like this. Imo the idea of using the thumbs for more than just space is way under explored, especially for chording keys like command, and especially for RSI. I made a website about this: https://t.co/9LqBz27Z0C

Trying to rock this for the 25th anniversary. https://t.co/0oI26cV81F

mask requirements on airplanes are dehumanizing and miserable and the idea that they will never go away is pretty bleak https://t.co/EX0KyBKpbF

First wrapped present of the season 💛 https://t.co/0n9JCVyzZb